A Mine Descodificada!
EXPLICAÇÕES FUNDAMENTAIS SOBRE ALGUMS MITOS URBANOS ÀCERCA DA «MINE»:
1.- A «MINE» PODE MATAR ?
R - Sim. Sobretudo se te deixares atingir por uma grade com as garrafas.
2.- O USO CONTÍNUO DA «MINE» PODE LEVAR AO USO DE DROGAS MAIS PESADAS ?
R - Não, a «mine» é mais pesada.
3.- A «MINE» CAUSA DEPENDÊNCIA PSICOLÓGICA ?
R - Não. 89,7% dos psicólogos entrevistados preferem whisky.
4.- MULHERES GRÁVIDAS PODEM BEBER «MINES» SEM RISCO ?
R - Sim. Está provado que numa operação de stop a polícia nunca faz o teste do balão a grávidas... E se elas tiverem que andar em linha recta, podem sempre atribuir o desequilíbrio ao peso da barriga.
5.- A «MINE» PODE DIMINUIR OS REFLEXOS DOS CONDUTORES ?
R - Não. Foi feita uma experiência com mais de 500 condutores: foi dada 1 grade de «mines» para cada um beber, e, de seguida, foram colocados frente a um espelho. Em nenhum dos casos o reflexo foi alterado.
6.- A «MINE» ENGORDA ?
R - Não. O que engorda são as porcarias que tu comes enquanto bebes «mines».
7.- EXISTE ALGUMA RELAÇÃO ENTRE BEBER «MINE» E ENVELHECIMENTO ?
R - Sim. A «mine» envelhece muito rápido. Para se ter uma ideia, se tu deixares uma «mine» aberta ela perderá o sabor em aproximadamente quinze minutos.
8.- A «MINE» ATRAPALHA O RENDIMENTO ESCOLAR ?
R - Não, pelo contrário - algumas universidades estão a aumentar os seus lucros com a venda da «mines» nas cantinas.
9.- O QUE FAZ COM QUE A «MINE» CHEGUE AOS ADOLESCENTES ?
R - Inúmeras pesquisas têm sido feitas por laboratórios famosos. Todas indicam, em primeiríssimo lugar, o empregado.
10.- A «MINE» CAUSA PERDA DE MEMÓRIA ?
R – Não, que eu me lembre...
posted by não! eu é que sou fã do Cid @ 8/22/2006 07:13:00 da tarde
28 Comments:
Faltou-te um grande mito, que por acaso até é falso:
A "mine" fazganhar barriga?
R- Não, há gajos que a deixam crescer para as gajas mamarem à sombra no verão, e debaixo de telha no inverno...
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monumental, ´não haja dúvida...
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sem mais palavras, está tudo respondido...fg
cumprimentos!!!
Que belo Blog, e q bela confraria? o que é preciso para ser confrade desta instituição??
Desde já faço uma publicidade ao meu blog "osverdesanos.blogspot.com" onde poderão ver imagens e videos de efeitos psicologicos, fisicos e materiais, relacionados com a bela da Mine!!!
Cumprimentos..."mine"teiros!!!
Os meus parabéns. Este sim é o blog que faltava. É preciso deixar bem claro que mine só há uma a sagres e que mines só se bebem pela garrafa. Parabéns pelo blog. Já agora vou deixar uma sugestão porque não associar a este blog um só de aperitivos que vão com a mine, como por exemplo tremoços, caracóis, pevides, amendoins, pistachios, entre outros.
Então e como é que uma cambada de ministas convitos passam a ser confréres devotos???
Queremos contribuir para o prestígo da Mine!!
queremos um logo gigante para a nossa sala de reuniões! queremos homenagear este símbolo de Portugal!
Huummmm mines sagres!!!
Ora ai estão mais alguns mandamentos!!!
Lindo!!
Os meus amigos vão ser teus amigos...
Boas Tardes Pessoal!
Parabens pelo excelente blog!
Acho que já fazia falta um blog que homenageasse a bela da "MINE".
Boa Sorte e continuem!
http://www.piadaparvadodia.blogspot.com/
Ihhhh, parece que as minhas maiores dívidas estão quase esclarecidas... e vai mais 1 mine que de costume porque hoje é SEXTA-FEIRA...
EEEEEHHHH tanta sede, até tenho o céu da boca todo "arrepanhado"
Saudações de mais um parvo do PPDD,
bestial... adorei... até me senti mine, filha da mine, amante da mine... e toda uma série de outras relações mais ou menos ilegais e até incestuosas...
o LOL dos últimos dias.
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